What should have been a night full of celebration and congratulatory messages has turned out to be Olivia Wilde’s biggest humiliation on the world stage since she first stepped foot onto it.
On Tuesday night, Wilde attended the annual CinemaCon at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas to promote her upcoming psychological horror film Don’t Worry Darling which she continues to market as nothing more than a soft-core porno starring her new boyfriend Harry Styles and the amazingly talented Florence Pugh, but she left the con starring in a personal psychological horror of her own design, as her private life took a massive blow.
Mid-presentation for her new movie, Wilde was approached by a mysterious and credentialed attendee and presented with a manila envelope filled with legal documents. This was noted right away on Twitter by other attendees who suspected they’d just witnessed Wilde being served legal papers in front of an audience of thousands.
Turns out the speculation was absolutely correct.
Like something out of a hackneyed Hollywood plot, the mysterious envelope picked up by Don’t Worry Darling director and star Olivia Wilde during her CinemaCon presentation last night for the New Line movie were legal documents from Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis. It is our understanding that the manila envelope marked “personal and confidential,” which was placed onstage, were custody papers from the Emmy winner.
We have now received word that Jason Sudeikis was not responsible for the time or place in which Olivia Wilde was served, so everyone blaming him can zip it. It was pure karma.
Video Of The Cringe-worthy Moment:
Why Olivia Deserves This:
One really can’t blame Jason Sudeikis if he determined Wilde to be an unfit and neglectful mother and wants to take the parenting of his children into his own hands full-time. This comes on the heels of Wilde ditching him after a 7yr engagement to chase Harry Styles (her former employee 10yrs her junior) around the country on tour, missing her children’s birthdays. (Example: Olivia was at Coachella during Otis Sudeikis’ Birthday: April 20th.)
She has also proudly tweeted that she wanted her kids to be like Sarah Silverman (a racist, misogynistic scumbag) after the latter was called out for a vulgar, profanity-laced tweet in 2019. Wilde lauded her as a “brilliant, badass feminist” despite Silverman ruthlessly roasting and slut-shaming Paris Hilton and Britney Spears (two women who were later found to have endured horrible maltreatment for years behind the scenes) and as someone she aspired her children to become one day.
Wilde has also proudly admitted to showing her children the music video she directed for a group of renown Hollywood sexual batterers (the Red Hot Chili Peppers) and has personally praised the admitted and remorseless child rapist Anthony Kiedis a number of times on Instagram, as recently as 2020.
It’s no wonder Sudeikis no longer feels he can trust Wilde’s influence over his children’s lives in the sparse time she does spend with them, because she has proven herself to be unconcerned with scruples (just look at her close ties with Harvey Weinstein and the Kroll Family) and has once alluded to a desire to send her children away to boarding school at the age of 7, since they would be yet another pesky inconvenience to her fantasy life, just like the hollow commitments she makes to successful men throughout her social climbing before ditching them for others with more clout and accolades.
“In Olivia Land, relationships can legally only last seven years, without an option to renew. That way it never goes stale. Can you imagine, if we only had seven years? We’d be so nice to each other, so kind, and appreciative and enthusiastic, like we were eating a really expensive bowl of pasta! And in Olivia Land people wouldn’t cheat nearly as much because there wouldn’t be the threat of spending forever with one bedfellow. It just wouldn’t be legal. There’s the issue of kids. Okay this is fun. In Olivia Land, all the kids go to boarding school at seven. It’s like in Harry Potter!”
This article was supposed to be seen as a joke, but it becomes unsettlingly real once you realize she proudly lived out some of these principles, such as frequently ditching her children after the glorification of the supermom pregnancy stage wore off, as well as the cold-hearted expiration date she sought to preemptively enforce on her future relationships, which would explain why she’s now essentially twice divorced, having ditched two men she was committed to for self-serving purposes (in much the same timeframe laid out in her “humorous” 2012 monologue.)
Case and point, her first husband Tao Ruspoli, who she admittedly ditched because her “vagina had died”. She prioritized her sex obsession over the commitment she made to her spouse of 8 years and moved up to SNL alum Jason Sudeikis after a rumored string of Hollywood flings with leading men like Justin Timberlake, Bradley Cooper, and Ryan Reynolds.
She would later ditch Sudeikis (her fiancé of 7yrs and the father of her two children) in much the same fashion and for much the same reason as her first husband, and moved up to a clueless Harry Styles after scheming to get him cast in her movie Don’t Worry Darling.
She later expressed in a Vogue editorial in 2022 how she just expects her children to understand that she needs to be happy, and that she would somehow be doing a disservice to them if she didn’t look after her own best interests over her family’s. Yikes.
Holy gaslighting, Batman!
When Wilde and Styles vacationed together this summer on a yacht in Italy, headlines made it seem that Wilde had all but abandoned her children to satisfy her own selfish needs. But Wilde sees her own well-being as connected to that of her kids’. “Parenting forces you to be honest about how you live your life. It puts in sharp, clear focus decisions you’re making,” she tells me. “I think we owe it to children to be happy. They sense it. They’re so intuitive. The idea that you can trick your kids into thinking you’re happy is ludicrous.” And what, she wonders, is really going on when the outside world passes judgment on how she—on how anyone—chooses to live? “You can go deep on Cold War influences on family structure, why we all think we need, you know, a two-parent household and a microwave,” Wilde says. “It’s very easy to control women by using guilt and shame, and I have no time for misplaced guilt and shame. The work I’ve done personally in the last decade has been learning to have a voice, and taking my voice seriously.”
It’s utterly pathetic how she tries to justify the selfish and unscrupulous things she does again and again, trying to lend her deplorable actions a feminist and noble spin. She genuinely does not realize how transparent she is and how much of a flagrant narcissist she has proven herself to be.
It’s also pathetic how the media and the new “holivia” shippers applauded her ditching her family as some “girlboss feminist move” and not the cringy, mid-life-crisis-induced act of desperation it was. Now they’re all sobbing that Sudeikis wants full custody of his children and brutally served her with court papers onstage, while she lapped up the false glory of a directing career gained through social-climbing and the help of a child rapist.
Suffice it to say, Olivia Wilde is a selfish, amoral opportunist who deserved being served onstage in front of a room of people she so desperately wanted to impress with her weird, over-sexualized film starring her new boyfriend, who it’s clear she developed an inappropriate on-set relationship with before destroying her family and upending her children’s lives.
Olivia Wilde’s hypocritical, amoral behavior runs deeper than anyone can imagine: